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Foxenwood 3 Basin: A love story!
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Before any action can be taken to rescue F3B, the case must be studied from every angle and
elevation. There is “revegetation” to consider, a wildlife study, an engineering analysis,
impact analysis, mitigation measures and don’t forget “residual impacts.” No burly engineer
is going to touch the county’s beloved with a cold steel shovel until an army of county-paid
experts has weighed in. No expense is too great when the tender strings of love are plucked.
Or could it be the Golden Goose that’s getting plucked? If this one insignificant mud hole is
costing us many thousands of dollars in studies and reports, imagine what real projects are
costing.
Jed Clampett would laugh us to scorn if he could see how we fuss over a stagnant cement
pond. Then he would grab his shovel and wrench and have the thing fixed before supper.
This map, created by Santa
Barbara County, shows where
Foxenwood 3 Basin is located
(code name “Section 1”).
The Foxhole could easily have
come up with a much nicer
map for free (or for the
nominal price of a pack of
crayons), but since we (and
you) have paid handsomely for
this drawing, let's use it, by
golly.
In a bit of whimsy, the fine
print under the map of this
one-page “document” says,
“Santa Barbara County shall
not be liable for any errors,
omissions or damages that
result from inappropriate use
of this document.” So be sure
you don’t use this to locate
that underground natural gas
pipeline!
Bonus question: The dashed
line indicates where a “creek”
is drawn on the original map.
Can anyone name it, or
actually locate it in the real
world? Does it really flow right
under some Foxenwood
homes?!